Mark Volman and Howard Kaylan (Flo & Eddie) "The Phlorescent Leech & Eddie" 1972

Mark Volman and Howard Kaylan (aka Flo and Eddie) are easily two of the most underrated talents in rock history.  Everybody knows these guys voices, but very few people know who they are.  As the leaders of the Turtles, they turned out satirical laughs, several amazingly idiosyncratic albums, and some of the best singles of the 60’s.  After getting royally screwed by their record company, White Whale, they worked with Frank Zappa on some of his most humorous work.  Some of it was totally over the line, and really irritated/offended a lot of Turtles and Zappa fans.  All of it however was performed with stunning musical prowess and over the top showmanship.  After Frank Zappa was hospitalized, by a deranged fan who pushed him off stage, Howard and Mark set out on their own using most of Frank’s band as backing musicians.  “The Phlorescent Leech & Eddie” was the result.

       Listen very carefully as the banjo on this album begins and you can hear someone quietly say, “Pete Townsend” for some reason.  As the song begins and the boys introduce themselves, a choir (literally) of vocals says “We hope you’re ready for Flo and Eddie.”  And boy you better be because this is not your regular run of the mill album.
              Mark starts off “Thoughts Have Turned” with some raunchy clean guitar and takes the lead vocal.  The beat is driven hard by Aynsley Dunbar, who plays dynamically in a sort of more focused Keith Moon fashion.  The vocals weave in and out with falsetto that is as light as a cotton ball.  Mark sings that his thoughts have “turned to love” for a girl who is able to “share herself with everyone.”  Poor Mark. 

                When I first heard this album, the song that stuck out to me most was “Feel Older Now.”  If the falsetto in “Thoughts Have Turned” as light as a cotton ball, then here it’s sharper than a straight razor.  Part of me feels like they are making fun of bands like Led Zeppelin (Immigrant Song) here, but they do it with straight faces.  This is actually an epic song with angry creaked out vocals, subtly nasty lyrics (“I’m hard on you”), and a chorus that burns with rocket-like fury. 

                Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to walk into a party in the year 1972.  As I picture it, “I’ve Been Born Again” would be playing with its scant two chords and high-hat sizzle.  This may be the best song on the album, and it is easy to get wrapped up in this one.  Everything in this song is a hook.  The trumpet and repetitious vocals just go on and on.  Things never get boring though.  Vocals harmonize and fade in and out.  It is not a song that really builds.  It is a song that holds steady.  I would rate its intensity a 7 from start to finish.  Tell me you don’t want to walk into a party that is cookin’ at a seven when you walk in.  My wife absolutely loves this song.  Her face lights up when I play it.  She even asked for a CD copy of my vinyl copy which I gladly gave her.  Now, she plays this song for me in the car.   

            My son on the other hand really likes “Nikki Hoi.”  Either that or he likes how weird my wife and I act while it is playing.  This is a song that would have fit nicely on the Turtles record “Battle of the Bands” (where the Turtles pretend to be a different band for every song).  Mark and Howard were always great at making convincing sounding genre exercises.  They always found a way to make them their own though.  For example, the little bubbling sounds they add on the song would never be on a real “Hawaiian” song, but are a silly (and surprisingly fitting) addition.  Also catch some of the classic Flo & Eddie humor at the end with one of them saying “Aloha, Joe” in a female voice to an American G.I.  In addition to their talent, these guys are silly.  

Tones:  Jim Pons sings and plays bass on this record.  He was also in the Turtles, and followed Flo & Eddie for several Zappa records.  His voice is extremely low and I love that it is featured here.  It really gives a bit of continuity which flows from Turtles to Zappa to Flo & Eddie.  You can hear his low “Ooh Ahh, Ooh Ahh” at the end of “Goodbye Surprise.”   Don Preston adds some great keyboard parts to this record as well.  Check out his piano rolls on “Why It Never Happened.”

Cover Note:  Wow!  Look at these guys!  Mark’s yellow shirt is incredible!  And have you ever seen a more perfect set of chompers?  I want to hang out with these guys so badly.  Howard was always a touch chubby when he was in the Turtles, but here he is super thin and has a head of mostly grey hair.  Seriously, what is he, 31?  His duck shirt is amazing too.  I could frame this record on my wall and smile every time I look at it.  Looking at it really makes me happy.

Price paid:  I had to order this off of Ebay.  It was about $11.00.  I have seen a few of their later records in the bins I dig through, but never this one.  If you find it, snatch it up because you won’t see it again.

Bottom Line:  This is a great record for music weirdos and family men.  It’s quirky, but not offensive.  It’s silly, but not hokey.  It’s musical, but not heady.  This album lies in the middle ground between the Turtles’ poppyness and Zappa’s musicality.  If you like the Turtles, there is enough of their sound to keep you happy.  The same is true if you are a Zappa fan.  I hope you’re ready, for Flo &  Eddie. 

Frank Zappa "Roxy and Elseswhere" 1974

                It’s hard for me to not gush about this album.  When I was a young impressionable musician in high school, I dove head first into the music of Frank Zappa.  As a result, I have put a lot of hours in with his tunes, and they have had a profound effect on the way I view music in general.  Zappa approached his music from the standpoint of a composer playing rock and roll music.  Because he literally wrote the music on the front end of things, his attention to detail was stunning.  As a result, “Roxy & Elsewhere” has stayed interesting to me for over 15 years.  It would be cliché for me to say that, “Every time I play it, I hear new things.”  Seeing as I have been listening to it for so long, it also may be untrue.  A more accurate statement might be that I have been able to figure out, and have grown to appreciate what he was doing with his music, as I have grown as a musician and music lover myself.  Zappa’s mind saw each detail in his music, and each one was precise and perfect.  

                For example, the title of the record is “Roxy & Elsewhere,” which led me (as a 16 year old kid) to believe this was a live album.  This is only partly true.  Zappa completely blurred the line between live recording and studio recording.  By taking a live show and heavily recording overdubs to it in the studio, he was able to create something that wasn’t quite a live record, but wasn’t a regular studio recording either.  While the idea of “sweetening” a live record wasn’t new, Zappa took it to an entirely new level and created a new art form in the process.  The final product is a live recording with things like double tracked and sped up vocals, carefully placed reverb, studio effects which add depth and distance, as well as tape edits and other studio sounds.  “Roxy & Elsewhere” indeed!

                Take a song like “Pygmy Twilight.”  It starts off with some great marimba work and two drummers banging away.  The performance is excellent, but what makes the song for me are the deep croaking vocals in both the left and right channels.  It’s not even something I picked up when I first listened to the album.  It’s just a little touch that creates something you would have never heard in a live setting. 

                “Cheepnis” takes this even further.  It’s about a giant poodle destroying a city in a cheap monster movie.  The topic of the song is silly as hell, so the recording really gets the special treatment.  My favorite part is when the singer says (with sped up vocals mind you), “Keep it away! Don't let the poodle bite me! We can't let it reproduce! Oh! Somebody get out the pants!”  Frank then lays down some of the most nasty nasally guitar work I've ever heard.  It’s inspiring.         

                Frank Zappa was a guitar master, although his playing can be a bit overwhelming to me.  His playing is like walking into a beautiful butterfly garden.  There are so many beautiful flowers and exotic butterflies to see, that after a while you start to become numb to the amount of 'amazing' around you.  I always love what I hear, but sometimes there is just so much.  His solos were also known to be very long, stretching out to the 10-12 minute territory. Considering the fact that he would often play 4 or 5 of these extended solos a night, and also the fact that he played easily 5,000 to 10,000 notes in a solo, he could easily play over 50,000 notes in a given evening.  Compare that to someone like Eric Clapton. Jimmy Page, or Jeff Beck.  None of these guys could have been averaging even half the amount of notes per night that Zappa was.  Not that it's a contest or anything, I just want to give you an idea of what we are talking about here.  It was as if Zappa had so many ideas to express that he would allow himself massive amounts of space in which to express them.    

                With that being said, any overwhelmed feelings I have about Frank's playing are completely lost as I listen to "Roxy."  Every note, every tone, every intro, every length of his solos is perfect.  The guitar tones are varied as well.  There is a popping filter used in “Penguin in Bondage” that is mixed with a phased out wash.  I hear people make sounds like this more these days, but in the early 1970’s, these sounds were much rarer.  There are also some great vibrating tones and solos on “Son of Orange County.”  Listen to the solo on this song.  It’s got the perfect balance of attitude aloofness.  The lengths of Frank’s solos are much shorter than on his other albums.  He is extremely focused and direct.  Some of my favorite solos of his are on this album. 

                I am reminded of a few old memories as I listen to this album.  The week I bought the CD, I drove around (blaring this record) in my Silver Volvo station wagon and dropped off oatmeal cream pies to my high school girlfriend.  Now, every time I listen to this album I get a hankerin’ for one of those oatmeal cream pies.  I also learned how to play “Echidna’s Arf (Of You)” note for note one time.  I did it as part of an audition to a music school.  Let’s just say it’s not like learning to play a Beatles song.  I remember how hard the song was to play.  I have so much respect for the musicians who perform this music.  There is absolutely nothing like a Frank Zappa song.  

Tones:  There is a cornucopia of funky instrumental tones from the early 70's here.  It's all wood, tubes, and metal.  The bass is dark and rumbly.  The electric keyboard sound is at an apex.  By that I mean, keyboards started to become a bit slick and shimmery in the late 70's.  Here they distort, crackle, and chime like broken bells.  The marimba is also a wonderful addition.  Ruth Underwood plays unbelievably fast, and as a result, creates vast sheets of sound.  Marimbas thump on Exotica records, and swing on jazz records, but here they fly like crazy birds in a mating frenzy.  

Cover:  I never understood what exactly was going on with the cover of this record.  My guess was that it had something to do with the song "Be Bop Tango."  The girl in the bikini must be dancing to one of George Duke's "funny little notes."  I am sure that Zappa was very aware that his music was complex and hard for the average person to appreciate.  Having a girl dance in a bikini while the songs were performed surely couldn't hurt.  I also love the dark purple/black color or the border.  It really fits nicely with how warm the album sounds in general.  

Price paid:  I only have the CD version of this record and I think I bought it new in 1998 for something like $12 or $13.  I see the vinyl (it's a double album) all the time though.  For some reason the cover is always gnarred up.  The "ring wear" is usually really bad.  I guess I should have picked it up, but I'm always looking for a better copy.  The Zappa family has apparently re-issued this on vinyl, so maybe I will go that route.  If you find a nice old copy, I don't think $15.00 is too much to ask.  The new vinyl is about $35, and having a pristine copy would be great.   

Bottom Line:  Because I am such a big Zappa fan, I have gotten the question: "Where is the best place to start with his music?"  "Roxy and Elsewhere" would be a wonderful place.  It contains all of the elements that make Frank's music so special: complexity, humor, outstanding musicianship, weirdness, strange banter with the audience, and guitar solos.  You could do well starting with other records, but this one has it all.  It cannot be stressed enough how different and how groundbreaking this record is.  Frank was on a roll during this period and seemed to have a collection of musicians who were very supportive and interested in his music.  This is also a peak because it represents a time before synthesizers and digital recording practices made some of Frank's record sound sterile and lifeless.  Go get this right now.  Maybe Frank's music could change your life the way it did mine.